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Shot a crap load of firecrackers at our house. Scared the crap out of our pets. Caused a small lawn fire. Had a small missile firecracker hit me in the face. Drank hot chocolate with my family while watching infomercials about toning your butt for a rounder, firmer look. Good start to a new year. ~obamanotbadplz (https://www.deviantart.com/obamanotbadplz)

Today is the day to feast upon the PIGOENIX. A creature born from legends about a pig that can never die as once it consumed. It will rise from the ashes in the BBQ to be consumed once more. I will be eating so much ham today. I'll be able to give birth to a whole live pig! Then eat it to start all over again!! Then this will all happen again on Christmas. That's right. Ham. On a SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! It's not my fault the pig is so delicious! I CANNOT RESIT ITS SUCCULENT TENDER. So the next time you'll see me is when I have awoken from my food coma. 40 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!! Where pigs shall rule the WORLD. Happy Holidays MoThEr

Since school's almost over. I thought I would try doing some requests just to get some more practice during the free time just drawing and coloring. So if you want something just leave a note or comment. I don't think I'll limit how many you ask for, as I doubt I'll get much. Though don't expect me to do 40 or something. So I'll just limit to 3 if you really want some things drawn.